Lukem @[email protected]

Hi! I'm a Polish comedian but due to my country being so grim unfortunately I am not able to tell any funny jokes. Please be so kind to google one funny joke yourself and then forward it to your friends. Thanks for your cooperation!

Buying a cheap Android phone in 2010s: it's so slow it barely runs those two critical apps I need.

Buying a cheap Android phone in 2020s: its battery optimization is so aggressive it eventually kills those two critical apps I need regardless of my settings.

So, around 9th November I'm gonna take lots of days off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKqLQ5aXP8I

If anyone is on MeWe and would like to put their content on my wall while I stil have single-digit contact list, invite me or something. https://mewe.com/i/lukemnet

@tyr now you will want it even more. Sorry not sorry. :)

@tyr because you watch TechMoan on YouTube?

@The_Quantum_Alpha was he bragging or complaining tho?

This is the weirdest beer I've had for a while. Made in Poland but inspired by Berliner weisse. Has a label showing one of Warsaw bridges but the brewery isn't located in Warsaw. And finally, it has strong strawberry taste but it's sour.

Story of my life, sort of.

@calculsoberic yup, this one. Thank you :)

@calculsoberic *insert Epic Sax Guy gif here*

@The_Quantum_Alpha why did I seriously consider doing that for a few seconds?

Sometimes it's weeks when I don't check fedi and when I finally do, I spend hours on it.

@StrawberryShortcake I almost thought my browser settings did something to your avatar. Thanks. :P

@calculsoberic once ina while I forget a password to my domain account at work because I type it out of my muscle memory on the same keyboard every day. Totally a plausible scenario for me.

@rysiek a może by tak w sumie rzucić te internety w cholerę i faktycznie pójść w tę stronę?

Aaaaand upgraded my Masto instance to v3.4.x. Some magic was involved but it works.

Okay, I can't upgrade Mastodon to v3.4.x. I gets stuck with no error message while installing cld3, on 'building native extensions'.

Maybe that's a penalty for starting this kind of operation late at night instead of going to sleep.