Lukem @[email protected]

To each and every one who follows me here or reads this toot just because it popped out in their timeline.

Happy 2022 folks.

2021 is the year of stupid anticlimatic plot twists for me.

So much work, so little time to toot.

Hi fedi. What's up?

Someone looked at my GitHub profile at work.

'Oh, I saw the link on your readme, are you a Mastodon fan?'
'Yeah. It's a decentralized Twitter and I like it a lot'
'Oh, I get it, it's THIS Mastodon. I thought you meant a heavy metal band'

Having overtime work to do at 11pm on Sunday is quite a way to conclude my 7-year career in this company.

@stux my jaw is still down.

@stux 10 hours? Wow. I'm pretty sure even Windows installation wouldn't take that long.

@caitelatte fediverse is the best cat pic transfer protocol I know these days. I'm actually super happy to see you here. :)

@caitelatte o hai :)

Changing jobs after 7 years. Still feels surreal.

The big question is whether I'm brave enough to upgrade my plan and try to migrate my Mastodon instance or should I consider migrating to something more lightweight.

Or leave as-is so that I always have one powerful server just in case?

In 2021 I finally found an affordable shared web hosting that offers PHP, Ruby, Node.js, MongoDB, MySQL and PostgreSQL in a single package.

Maybe I'm finally getting to a point I won't have to configure virtual servers and write playbooks for every single toy project.

Every single job interview of mine

Finally Friday. And a week off work.

Hi! I'm a Polish comedian but due to my country being so grim unfortunately I am not able to tell any funny jokes. Please be so kind to google one funny joke yourself and then forward it to your friends. Thanks for your cooperation!

Buying a cheap Android phone in 2010s: it's so slow it barely runs those two critical apps I need.

Buying a cheap Android phone in 2020s: its battery optimization is so aggressive it eventually kills those two critical apps I need regardless of my settings.

So, around 9th November I'm gonna take lots of days off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKqLQ5aXP8I